March 11, 2003

JOKE - No offence intended

An engineer, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you
can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven".
The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
The Harley engineer asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Yes, thats right."
"Well," said the engineer, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.
5. Finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on" and God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and after reading it God said "Well, it appears that both our inventions have the same problems, but according to these numbers, men are still riding my invention more than yours."

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